I feel a slam coming on!
Oh- So you THINK you are helping!
Let’s break that down
T as in testosterone fueled
H as in hairy beast
I as in insanity runs in your family
N as in Naturally if YOU had done it
K as in Bend OVER
FUCK as in I GOT YOUR THINKING RIGHT HERE!
Now why don’t you
into the open and let some sun shine on it
and dry up some of that moldy shit
clogging those pipes.
I mean--it’s a rotten shame
to waste perfectly good material
on a primitive mind.
Get out of your cave--Neanderthal!
Careful now, don’t hurt yourself!
I wouldn’t want you to get a nose bleed.
Because you might get rickets or scurvy
by venturing into uncharted territory.
There is some nasty SHIT
One thing you have to
remember is to
protect yourself at all times!
Because hairy beasts
tend to congregate
in dark airless places.
And they THINK they
They KNEW THAT before
"you were even out of diapers"
before you learned how to "wipe the snot
out of your nose." They could teach a CLASS
on it. They don’t need DEGREES.
Because they got a degree in LIFE!
siss boom bah
la ti da
La ti dah?
that was the bitch
the lies that you spin.
WAIT--- I need my shades.
WHEW--I can feel one coming on—NOW
that was too close.
Did you see that?
A fucking shooting star
Quick that one--NO-- OVER THERE!
Too hot for me
And so you see
that’s what I