Showing posts with label #golf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #golf. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Golf, Seriously

 Improvement

I’d been improving

for six consecutive years

at a measured pace.

Sadly, that improvement veered

tracking south towards Oahu. 

…

The Search

I lost my golf ball

somewhere near the tenth fairway

deep in a leafy crevice.

Three women helped me to search,

we found three balls and a cap.

…

Serenity

Golf teaches patience

and restrained humility.

It teaches us much

mostly while standing clueless

beside a ball in a bush.

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The Good Shot

A perfect ball rolls

straight, clean, and beautifully struck.

Then I watch it disappear 

beyond the small white marker

where apparently joy ends.

…

Monday, September 7, 2026

I Like Golf

 I Like Golf

It is challenging

mentally and physically.

I think when cited

that it was a good walk, spoiled

Well, if you wanted to walk—

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A Good Walk

Golf is a fine walk

though one carries several clubs

for reasons unknown.

And occasionally strikes

balls into a new county.

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The Game

I address the ball

With dignity and intent

The ball remains still

This is considered progress

Until my evil twin swings.

…

Nature

I enjoy golf most

When surrounded by green fields

Birdsong, calm breezes.

And the disturbing knowledge

my ball is out there, hiding.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Ready for Love

Ready for Love

 

Is it human nature

to lean toward the cliff’s bright edge

just before the hero arrives—

to stand where stone gives way to sky,

where the hawk circles its patient question,

where the wind lifts the hair from our faces

and whispers, not yet?

To mistake the storm cloud for an ending,

the falling leaf for a farewell,

when perhaps the world is only turning its weather,

asking us to wait for the rain to pass?

 

Every cliffhanger is a trail marker,

a small wooden arrow weathered by seasons,

half-hidden among the pines,

pointing through the green hush of the forest,

suggesting there may be a way through

if we give the path time to appear.

 

Sometimes the trail disappears beneath snow.

Sometimes the river rises

and makes us question the crossing.

Sometimes roots reach across the earth

like old hands reminding us

that even trees must learn

where to place their weight.

 

Yes, it is darkest before dawn,

but dawn is already loosening

its gold ribbon behind the hills.

The eastern sky is paling

like a flower beginning to open.

Good decisions ask for clear eyes,

a little logic, a little math,

and the humility to read the weather—

to know when the clouds are gathering

and when they are only passing.

 

A winter hike needs warm layers,

steady boots, and cleats that bite the ice;

the mountain welcomes wonder,

but asks us to come prepared.

The pines do not hurry toward spring.

The river does not apologize for changing course.

The glacier moves almost invisibly,

and still it shapes the valley.

 

Even a green fairway has its lessons:

practice, patience, the hush before a swing,

the small white ball lifted briefly into sunlight

before gravity calls it home.

The meadow does not demand perfection

from every blade of grass.

It simply keeps growing.

 

Willy-nilly will not carry us home—

yet joy is no less necessary.

Let laughter lift like birds from the grass;

let wonder move through us like warm rain.

Let presence be our compass,

hope our north star,

and love the fire we carry

when the trail grows cold.

 

One careful step, then another:

this is how the trail becomes a life.

This is how roots find their way through stone,

how rivers carve their names into canyons,

how seeds split themselves open

in the dark because something in them

trusts the light.

 

Outside, the earth opens its green book:

fresh-cut grass is a bright new page,

sunlight lays a warm hand on the face,

and soil beneath our palms reminds us

we belong to something patient and alive.

 

The garden teaches its quiet mathematics:

what is buried is not necessarily lost.

A bulb sleeps underground

while winter passes overhead.

Rain gathers in the hollow places.

Roots drink what the surface cannot see.

 

This is not cliché; it is elemental—

the honest arithmetic of breath and sky,

the science of roots reaching for rain,

the tide returning to the shore,

the moon pulling silver from the water,

the heart remembering it was made to grow.

 

So I will not leap from the story too soon.

I will not confuse the precipice with destiny

or mistake one dark season for the whole climate.

 

I will walk on—toward the clearing,

past the last stand of trees,

where the path widens beneath my feet,

where the meadow opens like a held breath,

where birds rise from the tall grass

and sunlight spills over everything.

 

There, beyond the bend,

the whole wide world is waiting—

green, sunlit, breathing,

open as sky after rain,

 

ready for love. 

Saturday, April 25, 2026

Shopping For A New Golf Shirt

 Shopping For A New Golf Shirt

 

So the objective is simple: convince twelve women to buy the same golf shirt. This activity has historically required a treaty, a mediator, and at least one witness protection program.

 

“Does it come in sleeveless? Long sleeve? Possibly… no sleeve but also a jacket?”

“What kind of fabric is it made of? Because my skin has opinions.”

“Is it moisture-wicking? Or is it the kind that holds onto sweat like it’s a cherished family heirloom?”

“I like the motif.”

“I think I have earrings to match. If I don’t, I will acquire them. This is now a mission.”

“Thirty dollars is cheap.”

“Thirty dollars is suspicious. What’s it doing for that price? Who is it working for?”

“Is it roomy or boxy? I want ‘effortless’—not ‘moving day.’”

“Tight in the chest? Because I’m here to golf, not to test a zipper’s will to live.”

“Does it make my back look fat?”

“Nothing makes your back look fat. But fluorescent lighting in dressing rooms should be illegal.”

“I love pink.”

“I don’t love pink.”

“Can we change the flamingos to ibis? I’m trying to look ‘sporty coastal,’ not ‘escaped lawn ornament.’”

“The pattern is good.”

“The pattern is too busy.”

“Busy patterns hide faults.”

“Oh, I don’t care—”

“—so long as the fabric doesn’t make me sweat.”

“I heat up easily.”

“I don’t.”

“I’m always cold.”

“How about the one with the flowers?”

“What flowers—lilies?”

“No, the orchids. Remember? The ones that look expensive and slightly judgmental.”

“It comes in different colors, too.”

And then—miracle of miracles—two of us reach for the same one at the same time. We freeze. We stare. We laugh. “Okay,” someone says, “if we both like it, it’s basically a scientific fact.” Twelve credit cards tap in unison, the cashier blinks twice, and just like that, we’ve achieved world peace… in matching shirts.

 

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Golfers Senryu

 Golfers Senryu

 

Chipping-in from rough

white ball disappears at once

swallowed by the hole.

 

You’ve got a birdie

usually is good, unless

it tweets back at you.

 

A greenie in golf

means that your aim is steady

and your ball behaved.

 

Having a low score

is highly desired but

tough to accomplish.

 

Bionic golfers 

one putting keeps the pain low

control beats power.

 

Focus, concentrate

soon you will beat us

winners grin in place.

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