Friday, May 1, 2026

Resolution

 Resolution

I resolve to keep writing

even during episodes of blankness and staring at white space

which is a new series on STUCK. 

I can’t believe the names some people come up with, like perplexity? 

Perplexity does not imply intelligence, artificial or otherwise. Or is that supposed to be us? Nope, it’s about predictability, Math!! Look it up. 

Today is Friday’s List

1.   Have coffee

2.   Get dressed

3.   Take out the garbage and recycling

4.   Take a walk

5.   Go to Water Aerobics class

6.   File papers

7.   Solve the “what not to bring north” riddle

8.   Stop making lists. 

9.   Look up sense of humor. 

10.                 Do the math

 

 

 

Thursday, April 30, 2026

A Poem In Your Pocket

 A Poem In Your Pocket

 

Can rip you to the core

Make you soar through the back door 

Explore Bangor from the floor

Bring you more noir, or a war you swore

you’d deplore.

You’d score points with the Biltmore 

crowd with a poem in your pocket.

They’d  fall for 

 A white-glove

a shove from above

Another encore of love

To save us all from falling into the abyss

I’m sure we wouldn’t miss

The kiss between Elizabeth and Robert Browning

or the dip of her quill when she wrote

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”

Or as he swooned with bliss

From her bed to his soft core, wanting more.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Distraction

 Distraction

Imagine this,

A huge data center is being built beneath that ballroom

where the East Wing once stood.

Like the ones they have in Israel

But newer, improved, and state-of-the-art

The data centers can also survive missile attacks

Let that sink in

AI and the government

are BFFs.  I wonder if it’s Lindy, Perplexity, or Jasper?

Probably a CIA classified platform specifically designed for covert operations.

The Ballroom is a distraction

It’s fluff

It’s the lid on what is really going on.

It’s the tip of the iceberg

It’s not about assassination attempts

and yeah, we’re paying for it.

 

 

Monday, April 27, 2026

Believe

 Believe

 

When you’re married to a narcissist

you think you’re crazy

 lazy

or hazy

anything but sane.

 

You’re the one to blame

for making him act like that.

 

So you had a spat

and then sat 

like a dunce

In the back of the room

with a spoon

drooling

over abstract things

like normal. 

 

Because he is a master

of lies

can corrupt, then disguise

like a cat

with nine lives.

 

Younger women sigh

hard as they try

they still don’t  know why

do not fall for this guy.

 

Because he’s helping himself,

not you. 

 

Boo Hoo.

get screwed

and tattooed

then skewed

blaze it across the sky

believe the lies

then fly

like a pigeon

racing with zeal

create a mystery

and while you’re at it, cook a meal

erase your history, and your family too.

 

Sunday, April 26, 2026

Time's Up

 Time’s Up

 

Go ahead

Figure it out

The world is waiting.

Hell, I’m waiting

When I should be 

Solving the current existential crisis

While I get my pedicure

What color will it be this month

Make me blue, Make me blush

Hush, whisper me a prayer, 

No,  it’s Sardonic, and I know it.

What are you doing during this political unrest?

Are you shopping or rallying

Dilly or dallying, 

Silly Sally, make me a rhyme

Rhyme it with time, before I get behind

Or become resigned to my fate.

The Mad Hatter is running backwards in circles

While looking at his pocket watch

He’s going to crash, wait—into that gate.

Yup, like I said, it’s fate.

 

 

Saturday, April 25, 2026

Shopping For A New Golf Shirt

 Shopping For A New Golf Shirt

 

So the objective is simple: convince twelve women to buy the same golf shirt. This activity has historically required a treaty, a mediator, and at least one witness protection program.

 

“Does it come in sleeveless? Long sleeve? Possibly… no sleeve but also a jacket?”

“What kind of fabric is it made of? Because my skin has opinions.”

“Is it moisture-wicking? Or is it the kind that holds onto sweat like it’s a cherished family heirloom?”

“I like the motif.”

“I think I have earrings to match. If I don’t, I will acquire them. This is now a mission.”

“Thirty dollars is cheap.”

“Thirty dollars is suspicious. What’s it doing for that price? Who is it working for?”

“Is it roomy or boxy? I want ‘effortless’—not ‘moving day.’”

“Tight in the chest? Because I’m here to golf, not to test a zipper’s will to live.”

“Does it make my back look fat?”

“Nothing makes your back look fat. But fluorescent lighting in dressing rooms should be illegal.”

“I love pink.”

“I don’t love pink.”

“Can we change the flamingos to ibis? I’m trying to look ‘sporty coastal,’ not ‘escaped lawn ornament.’”

“The pattern is good.”

“The pattern is too busy.”

“Busy patterns hide faults.”

“Oh, I don’t care—”

“—so long as the fabric doesn’t make me sweat.”

“I heat up easily.”

“I don’t.”

“I’m always cold.”

“How about the one with the flowers?”

“What flowers—lilies?”

“No, the orchids. Remember? The ones that look expensive and slightly judgmental.”

“It comes in different colors, too.”

And then—miracle of miracles—two of us reach for the same one at the same time. We freeze. We stare. We laugh. “Okay,” someone says, “if we both like it, it’s basically a scientific fact.” Twelve credit cards tap in unison, the cashier blinks twice, and just like that, we’ve achieved world peace… in matching shirts.

 

Friday, April 24, 2026

To The Man In The Red Cap

 To the Man in the Red Cap

 

When was the last time you opened a newspaper—

or have you only heard the world through a feed that flatters you?

Your candidate isn’t whiffing—

he’s doing what grifters do—until the room decides to breathe together.

An emperor in a rented costume, fraying at the seams,

a con man scraping the barrel—until the crowd stops calling it a feast—

even your side can see him. Seeing is where change begins.

 

Congress is in session—

The tide can turn.

They’ll read the script and miss their cues—but the crowd can rewrite the ending.

not to save anyone—unless we build saving into law, into care, into daily habit.

Keep your victory lap; I’m saving my breath for the long haul—and I’m not alone.

The party ends when we stop dancing to whatever they play—and start making our own.

It’s over like that spotless red cap—

a stain pretending it’s a flag—until you choose to take it off.

bright enough to spot in a crowd—plain enough to put down and walk on.

 

Maybe it’s too much to fit in your head:

history doesn’t repeat—it waits for permission, and we can refuse.

“Not again,” we say—then we practice: we show up, we speak up, we stay.

So it doesn’t happen—because we choose each other, in plain sight.

I still remember the stories

my uncle used to tell—so we’d know what to name, and what to stop feeding.

How he served in a U-boat’s belly,

pulled into duty before his voice had even changed,

at fourteen—still a child, treated like inventory.

Kids shouldn’t have to learn the world that way. If we remember, they won’t.

 

 

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