I Don’t Eat Meat

Listen up okay, because I’m only going to say this once--I’m a vegetarian.

I don’t eat meat. 

I’m not a NUT.

I do eat  nuts, vegetables, fruit, noodles, soy, mushrooms, and beans.

Are you aware that they inject all kinds of antibiotics into that meat you eat?

Yes, that same food supply and those same corporations that are actually causing and perpetuating WORLD HUNGER, because we humans could be eating the grain that they are feeding to the cows, that could live quite well on GRASS, if we didn’t destroy the topsoil in this country’s heartland; livestock and chickens that are being injected with hormones to make them grow bigger and faster and forced to live in filthy cramped conditions, just so they can be slaughtered sooner to end up on your high priced plate next to that tiny gray vegetable that you cooked to death instead of steaming.

So I’m not saying that you shouldn’t eat meat, I’m saying that I don’t

and I would appreciate it if you stopped pushing your opinion down my throat

because opinions are like assholes,

everyone has one and they all stink.

And if you think that your shit is ICE-CREAM,

I got some swamp land in the desert for you.

Here, let me spell it out for you,

V- is for vegetables-fruits and grains, heart healthy nutrients feeding the world.

E- is for educated in diet and nutrition.

G- is for I’m game to kick your gamey ass—so don’t try to mix in any meat with that rice.

E- is for educated—is there an echo in here?

T- is for taught new and interesting recipes.

A- is for able to find plenty of viable alternatives to the protein equation.

R-is for ready to retrain my brain.

I-is for independent, so don’t get any smart ideas.

A-is for action and yes, I still have ALL my marbles.

N- is for NO, I don’t eat meat that means no red meat, no fowl, no pork, no lamb, no deer, alligator, rabbit,
 road kill, worms or insects even if they are dipped in CHOCOLATE.

Do you have it yet?