Listen up okay, because I’m only going to say this once--I’m
a vegetarian.
I don’t eat meat.
I’m not a NUT.
I do eat nuts, vegetables, fruit, noodles, soy, mushrooms, and beans.
Are you aware that they inject all kinds of antibiotics into
that meat you eat?
Yes, that same food supply and those same corporations that are actually causing and perpetuating WORLD
HUNGER, because we humans could be eating the grain that they are feeding to
the cows, that could live quite well on GRASS, if we didn’t destroy the topsoil
in this country’s heartland; livestock and chickens that are being injected
with hormones to make them grow bigger and faster and forced to live in filthy
cramped conditions, just so they can be slaughtered sooner to end up on your
high priced plate next to that tiny gray vegetable that you cooked to death
instead of steaming.
So I’m not saying
that you shouldn’t eat meat, I’m saying that I don’t
and I would appreciate it if you stopped pushing your
opinion down my throat
because opinions are
like assholes,
everyone has one and they all stink.
And if you think that your shit is ICE-CREAM,
I got some swamp land in the desert for you.
Here, let me spell it out for you,
V- is for
vegetables-fruits and grains, heart healthy nutrients feeding the world.
E- is for
educated in diet and nutrition.
G- is for I’m game
to kick your gamey ass—so don’t try to mix in any meat with that rice.
E- is for
educated—is there an echo in here?
T- is for taught
new and interesting recipes.
A- is for able to
find plenty of viable alternatives to the protein equation.
R-is for ready to
retrain my brain.
I-is for
independent, so don’t get any smart ideas.
A-is for action
and yes, I still have ALL my marbles.
N- is for NO, I don’t eat meat that means no red
meat, no fowl, no pork, no lamb, no deer, alligator, rabbit,
road kill, worms or insects even if they are dipped in CHOCOLATE.
road kill, worms or insects even if they are dipped in CHOCOLATE.
Do you have it yet?
