How Many Apps do you have on your Phone?

 How Many Apps Do you Have On Your Phone?

 

I don’t know

I’d have to count

funny 

like one of my apps professes to be a botanist in my pocket.

I love how simple things can cure all my plant woes

but please step out of my pocket

people will talk

and I’m still trying to live down my misspent youth.

Okay, so I’m counting now—

There are twenty-four per page

times eight plus 3= 195!

Do I use all of them?

I have Parking apps (because most meters don’t take money- small change, what’s that? Pennies are gone, guess what’s next?)

Shopping apps

Banking apps

Weather apps

Utility apps

Hiking apps

Health apps

Airline apps

Games, I have game apps for long flights, waiting rooms, etc. 

Photo apps- I have backups for my backups. 

Mail apps—email spam should be outlawed

Music apps

I even have a Jetpack for my WordPress app.

I have a sleep app that I’ve never used. 

I have a Gym app, also hardly used. (Just do the workout)

National Park app

State Park app

I have Audible

WhatsApp

Open Table ( Anyone need a reservation?)

Marking my calendar app now

Seriously, and you’re wondering why the doctor never looks at you!

So the door doesn’t have to hit me in the ass twice

I’m reserving some time to delete 

and get out of the app trap.

See you next week, maybe.

Geez!

Did I mention the car apps?