Monday, January 10, 2011

Witty Epitaph's 1-11

A dirty old man rests below
so loved his wiener
he named it Beau.

Here lies Lizzy Crass
her farts refrain
stench surpassed
a runaway train
into the prairie grass.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Featured Post

Waxing Philosophical

  Waxing Philosophical How about I leave, and you can have your life back. The brilliant one you know— the one I seem to have dimmed without...