I feel a slam coming on!
Oh- So you THINK you are helping!
Let’s break that down
T as in testosterone fueled
H as in hairy beast
I as in insanity runs in your family
N as in Naturally if YOU had done it
K as in Bend OVER
FUCK as in I GOT YOUR THINKING RIGHT HERE!
Now why don’t you
Kiss it
Lick it
Rub it
Stick it
into the open and let some sun shine on it
and dry up some of that moldy shit
clogging those pipes.
I mean--it’s a rotten shame
to waste perfectly good material
on a primitive mind.
Get out of your cave--Neanderthal!
Careful now, don’t hurt yourself!
I wouldn’t want you to get a nose bleed.
Because you might get rickets or scurvy
by venturing into uncharted territory.
There is some nasty SHIT
out there.
One thing you have to
remember is to
protect yourself at all times!
Because hairy beasts
tend to congregate
in dark airless places.
And they THINK they
Know
EVERYTHING!
They KNEW THAT before
"you were even out of diapers"
before you learned how to "wipe the snot
out of your nose." They could teach a CLASS
on it. They don’t need DEGREES.
Because they got a degree in LIFE!
Baby
Doll face
Brat face
coochey coo
tootley too
blah blah
siss boom bah
la ti da
La ti dah?
Oh yeah
that was the bitch
you tricked
into believing
the lies that you spin.
Colorful lies
Alluring
Enticing
Dazzling
WAIT--- I need my shades.
WHEW--I can feel one coming on—NOW
that was too close.
Did you see that?
A fucking shooting star
Quick that one--NO-- OVER THERE!
Beautiful
Dangerous
HOT
Too hot for me
And so you see
that’s what I
THINK!
Monday, January 17, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
The Foundation Class
*** I took a Basic Handgun Skills Class yesterday and highly recommend it to all my friends.
For more info: Koaservicesinc.com
When you’re a woman
and you hear the words
foundation class
the first thing that comes to mind
isn’t necessarily
the proper and safe
use of a handgun
but in this day
and age
it isn’t a bad thing
to learn.
Basic handgun skills train
you how to survive
a deadly encounter.
Sight alignment and trigger control
are the two most important things
to know when using a firearm.
You will learn to protect yourself by
carrying a knife
flashlight
and having pepper spray in your car.
This is the mark of a savvy woman.
Employing Ooda Loop
an acronym for
Observe
Orient
Decide
Act
and knowing how to break one
will prepare you for potential threats.
Proper mindset and being prepared
isn’t just for Girl Scouts
and terrorists.
These skills will keep you ALIVE.
Get out of the White--no perception zone
and into the yellow—relaxed awareness state.
Look around, use all of your senses.
Be alert.
FOCUS IN on your environment.
You may be AMAZED at
what you have been MISSING.
For more info: Koaservicesinc.com
When you’re a woman
and you hear the words
foundation class
the first thing that comes to mind
isn’t necessarily
the proper and safe
use of a handgun
but in this day
and age
it isn’t a bad thing
to learn.
Basic handgun skills train
you how to survive
a deadly encounter.
Sight alignment and trigger control
are the two most important things
to know when using a firearm.
You will learn to protect yourself by
carrying a knife
flashlight
and having pepper spray in your car.
This is the mark of a savvy woman.
Employing Ooda Loop
an acronym for
Observe
Orient
Decide
Act
and knowing how to break one
will prepare you for potential threats.
Proper mindset and being prepared
isn’t just for Girl Scouts
and terrorists.
These skills will keep you ALIVE.
Get out of the White--no perception zone
and into the yellow—relaxed awareness state.
Look around, use all of your senses.
Be alert.
FOCUS IN on your environment.
You may be AMAZED at
what you have been MISSING.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
True Grit—Cherita
The "Cherita" is a creation of ai li, the founding editor of "still: home for short verse," and now its independent e-zine offshoot "dew-on-line."
Cherita [pronounced CHAIR-rita] is the Malay word for story or tale. A Cherita consists of a single
stanza verse, followed by a two-line verse,
and then finishing with a three-line verse. It can be written solo or with up to three partners.
The Cherita tells a story.
True grit spoke possibilities.
It evoked rare things
like justice and fair play.
It introduced a shrewd anti-venom
because snakes and skeletons
tend to multiply within dense regions.
Cherita [pronounced CHAIR-rita] is the Malay word for story or tale. A Cherita consists of a single
stanza verse, followed by a two-line verse,
and then finishing with a three-line verse. It can be written solo or with up to three partners.
The Cherita tells a story.
True grit spoke possibilities.
It evoked rare things
like justice and fair play.
It introduced a shrewd anti-venom
because snakes and skeletons
tend to multiply within dense regions.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Eviction Notice
I am Mother Earth.
Stop pissing on me.
My trees are drenched
with your ooze.
Nasty children
always whining
why can’t you play
nicely
with one another?
I have tried my best
to show you
what will happen
if you don’t clean up
after yourselves.
You will have to suffer.
Look at my poor fish
and the water has turned
an ugly shade of brown.
OMG
there are huge plastic
islands floating
in the pacific,
further evidence
of your illegitimate offspring.
I’m waiting for your explanation.
There are mutilated and
mutated dead everywhere.
You want to see fireworks?
I’m afraid sending you
to your rooms
will not be stiff
enough punishment.
Do you hear me?
Your deliverance is coming.
Stop pissing on me.
My trees are drenched
with your ooze.
Nasty children
always whining
why can’t you play
nicely
with one another?
I have tried my best
to show you
what will happen
if you don’t clean up
after yourselves.
You will have to suffer.
Look at my poor fish
and the water has turned
an ugly shade of brown.
OMG
there are huge plastic
islands floating
in the pacific,
further evidence
of your illegitimate offspring.
I’m waiting for your explanation.
There are mutilated and
mutated dead everywhere.
You want to see fireworks?
I’m afraid sending you
to your rooms
will not be stiff
enough punishment.
Do you hear me?
Your deliverance is coming.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Published
I am published in the December 29th 2010 issue of Island Scene
a short story about when I first moved to Hawaii titled: Our New Home
http://www.islandscene.com/Article.aspx?id=4037&page=1
a short story about when I first moved to Hawaii titled: Our New Home
http://www.islandscene.com/Article.aspx?id=4037&page=1
Habilitat Presents: Cornelia DeDona: Letters to a Prisoner
I will be on local TV in Hawaii in January, put this on your calendars and thanks for watching!
in case you miss it; click on this link it is the same as on TV
http://www.viddler.com/explore/habilitat/videos/35/
Habilitat Presents: Cornelia DeDona: Letters to a Prisoner
1/11/11 Tue 6:00 pm FOCUS 49
1/12/11 Wed 1:00 pm FOCUS 49
1/13/11 Thu 8:00 am OAHU 52
1/14/11 Fri 3:00 pm FOCUS 49
in case you miss it; click on this link it is the same as on TV
http://www.viddler.com/explore/habilitat/videos/35/
Habilitat Presents: Cornelia DeDona: Letters to a Prisoner
1/11/11 Tue 6:00 pm FOCUS 49
1/12/11 Wed 1:00 pm FOCUS 49
1/13/11 Thu 8:00 am OAHU 52
1/14/11 Fri 3:00 pm FOCUS 49
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