Justice is not blind.
It is late.
It needs to
individually approach the bench
to address all
the significant reasons
why nine tenths
of the jury pool need to be
excused as well as observe the rights of
objectors in the gallery,
the people who do not agree with the laws or the process
as it is written, and interpreted.
It needs to swear an oath to educate
its citizens on how to spot a liar
probable cause, evidence
and beyond a reasonable doubt
Yes, justice needs to dot all of its i’s and cross its t’s and make copies.
It needs to make sure that you aren’t so smart
that you recognize the hypnotic effect of being confined
and cloistered and it needs to
validate your parking. Take role call.
Find and arrest those no shows and have extra forms
for those who left their summons at home. And it
needs to do all of that by four and if
it cannot, then you the jury,
will have to report tomorrow at eight thirty
fight rush hour traffic, park on the other side of town.
And run/walk your ass to the courthouse because OMG
You cannot be late.