Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
The Cross of Acumen- star date 4026.6
"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." ~Anaïs Nin
The Cross of Acumen- star
date 4026.6
To the distinguished orator of the bald sector
Wizened Priest of Proprietary Advancement for the
Betterment of Intellect
Second Class Alpha Romeo.
It has been brought to our attention
that Alpha and Omega are in dire need
of follicles. No reds left. And the browns are rapidly dwindling
only the bleached blonds are still abundant
Whether this is sufficient cause for alarm is debatable
since we still have ample blues, lavender and green
at the Hair Bank in Geneva.
Future transplants have been relegated
to the gamma quadrant chartreuse sector
nine parsecs away in the Gamma-Orion system
For the seasoned helmsman
take a left at Saturn’s third ring
and hang right for about
two hundred years
that should get you there just in time for
a Soylent Green dinner
and the meeting for the better understanding of
learned and bald high priests.
Do remember not to shave
before you beam down to the planet
should you have any hair left on your body
it is a cinch
you will be reassigned
to the nubby nymph seminar
taking place at the same time
different building.
One word of caution
scholarly activity
at the seminar is strictly verboten
lips have been detached
and tongues completely severed
keep your typing fingers
in your pockets
especially the digitus secundus
as we are not responsible
for any loss of extremity incurred
on this top secret mission to the far reaches of the galaxy.
Truth and opinion
can be misconstrued
as a lethal weapon
within nubby gnarly nymph lands.
Remember your primary objective
is to harvest the red and brown hair, which by the way is
exceptional
and refrain from any and all philosophy…
Keep your principles and ideas hermetically zipped or
experience the consequences.
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
National Poetry Month Day 21
My poem is featured today!!!
Sweet
Persephone
Like Persephone,
I wait
for Spring, to
burst.
Can one exchange one’s cloth,
or clay heart
rewind to, once was
get a do over
flower,
or
stop falling.
http://wp.me/p2Us6N-KQ
Art of the Week Day 4 "Green Room"
http://www.nlapw.org/2014/04/04/art-of-the-week-and-day-4-of-national-poetry-month/Sunday, April 20, 2014
Starting with Right
“Start with what is right, rather than what is acceptable.”~Franz Kafka
Starting with Right
It was the right door
spinning in the wrong direction
right to help
wrong to take advantage
right to give
wrong to take too much
right to love
wrong to give up everything
right to take a risk
wrong to die for a craving
right to live in peace
wrong to take a hostage
it was the right sacrifice
the wrong life.
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Easter with Family
Easter with Family
We are gathered here this weekend, to gorge on the solid chocolate Easter Bunny.
Let the jelly bellies roll
and not overtake the spiral Ham, a stout fellow who did not receive a pardon from the president.
Let us bow our heads, to the Lady Godiva chocolate raspberry bar at Macys and pray that the weather be sunny and warm but not too warm lest the peanut butter and chocolate eggs melt inside our Spring designer handbags.
Let us run not walk over the Mid-Hudson Bridge to Poughkeepsie to catch the latest sale at TJMax because their Fashionista bathing suits come in eye catching tummy control.
AND because shopping in this family is not a trial, it is a weekly event and available on easy pay from QVC.
So pack your wet naps and save your coupons because the sale isn't over until after the Fit lady sings, Jesus comes back, OR whatever! Get a clue, people!
Ready girls, can I get an Amen and a bunny hop across the floor from the hungry eaters who have already inhaled two bags of chips and salsa and slurped down ALL the Skinny Margarita’s?
It is official New York, the diet is off ….and just two more 30% off shopping days at Kohl’s.
Happy Easter Everybody! Let the feasting begin!
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