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The Cross of Acumen- star date 4026.6

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"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." ~Anaïs Nin
The Cross of Acumen- star date 4026.6
To the distinguished orator of the bald sector Wizened Priest of Proprietary Advancement for the Betterment of Intellect Second Class Alpha Romeo.
It has been brought to our attention that Alpha and Omega are in dire need of follicles. No reds left. And the browns are rapidly dwindling only the bleached blonds are still abundant  Whether this is sufficient cause for alarm is debatable since we still have ample blues, lavender and green at the Hair Bank in Geneva.
Future transplants have been relegated to the gamma quadrant chartreuse sector nine parsecs away in the Gamma-Orion system
For the seasoned helmsman take a left at Saturn’s third ring and hang right for about two hundred years that should get you there just in time for a Soylent Green dinner and the meeting for the better understanding of learned and bald high priests.
Do rememb…