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Las Vegas 2012

Lost Wages
Sin City
The Ninth Island
to us
Hawaii islanders
you gotta love it!
It’s the only place where you can
WIN BIG MONEY
and come away with all sorts of vices.
I mean if Jesus had that kind of pull,
the Republicans would be leading in the polls.

Over the last thirty five years,
I’ve been there at least a dozen times
probably more
only some of those times
I don’t want to talk about
if you get my drift

The dry heat
is another benefit
It’s the only place
that women my age
actually pay money to get to
and then spend more money
to moisturize through.


The top seller this year  is NAIL ART
for the low, low price
of $169.00
you can give yourself nail tattoos
AND DO YOUR OWN NAILS.
I mean for a child of the sixties that is HUGE!
I can actually paint my own `effin designs and flowers and GET THIS,
give myself a FRENCH MANICURE in like
FOUR DIFFERENT COLORS!
I have to admit
I was beside myself,
but I told all those pretty young girls and guys
wearing the painted nails
gold leaf togas and…