Refrigerator Logic--Six-word Memoirs
Rest in peace, once green veggie.
Activia rules in this frigid closet.
Shut the door, there’s a draft!
Cold closet seeking, warm leftover companion.
Be quiet, the eggs are sleeping!
Age matters, step to the front.
Seal your wrappers, eliminate dry rot.
Old dark companions, foment strange odors.
Soda shoots off mouth, fizzes out.
Check ice tray weekly, for blockage.
Sponsoring green—penicillin, apply in rear.